Gucci have a new smelly out, for the mens. It’s called Gucci, Pour Homme. Which kinda confuses us seeing as there’s already Gucci Pour Homme II, which sorta presumes No. II predated the original. Or something. That hurt.

But if you’re able to reconcile the above, you may like to touch yourself up whilst looking at the moving picture advert for Gucci, Pour Homme, for it stars James Franco off-of oh hello, and not only do we have the proper real-life advert, but a behind-the-scenes jobbie - which shows just how much effort goes into making a fragrance commercial that looks just like every other fragrance commercial made in the history of dollies. Continues…

Seeing as the weather’s nowt short of schizo at the moment and c) and d), we’ve been getting fair-to-middlin’ excited over our Autumn wardrobes. Actually we haven’t really, we just needed an intro and couldn’t think of anything.

So, segueing neatly into a little story about the muchos anticipated Comme des Garcons collection for H&M, we bring you these pictures. Of the Comme des Garcons collection for H&M. Spooky.

We have one thing to say: dry shampoo. Continues…

Innit weird, though?

And more than just a glass, it’s actually the runner up in the Bombay Sapphire (our fave gin!) designer glass competition (which is prolly why it’s blue: you know, currying favour).

It comes from Benjamin Herbert Studio (funny name!) and it’s not available, not even for ready money. Not yet, anyways. 

That’s it. The end. Thank you for coming. 

You’ve done colour in a sunglass.

You’ve done colour (and clashing) in your summer collection (no doubt fluoro-bright polos with a block colour short).

You’ve even done colour in a Croc (if you have, by the way, can you now leave? Go on, get out!)

Now, bring colour to the end of your arm. To be more precise, your wrist. With these very bright plastic watches from the Toy Watch Fluoro collection. We likee. We likee very muchness. See them flicker here. 

This bag may just save your life. Well, the likelihood of that is quite slim unless you were small, sat inside of it, attached it to a parachute so that it resembled a hot air balloon of sorts and lept out of a plane that was hurtling towards a sad, sad end in a Lost sort of scenario - but we were a bit stuck for a good opener.

Anyways and stuff, this is the Buffalo Bag from Aspinal of London and it is fast becoming the bag of the dolly season. The bag of the dolly season, in fact. Handmade and coming in black and brown, it’s a baggy dream of calf skin leather with black hide, red grosgrain lining and solid brass zippertee zip zips, the Aspinal signature brass and gold finish rivets and studs and… well, it’s all pounds, shillings and pence to us but it’s forcing us to believe it.

Oh, it’s a travel bag, incidentally, but not exclusively. If your gym was, say, Third Space rather than, say, Camden Fitness Centre you may care to use it as a gym bag. If you were one of the womens, you may like to use it as a Mary Poppins style carry-all. If you were a dolly, it would probably be your handbag.

It-no-cheap, however. 725 English gold coins, in fact, but that’s the price of quality loveliness. And we’re so on a Primark backlash. Eugh. Last time we went in there - and when we say last time, it was also our first - we were slicing through the static and northern accents with a Swiss Army Knife.

Aspinal’s homo home on the interdolly.

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*Choose lame punning headline accordingly.

Kitsuné’s A/W or F/W - depending on what parts you’re from - line has been revealed and quite nice it is too. Or boring - depending on what parts you’re from.

The collection, called ‘A New Fox in Town’ features a lorra cardis, cashmere knits and blazers, most of which come in a variety of creams and beiges and off-whites. All this comes c/o the kerazy noggin of French designer Masaya Kuroki and you can see more of his Preppy McPrep creations after the hurdle… Continues…